Step into Loft 4D with the gang, grab a Pepperwood Punch at the Griffin, and don’t forget to put a dollar in the d****bag jar! Treat yourself to some quick-hardening caulk, celebrate Tinfinity with your friends, and slap on a little Foot Lotion Hand. And, of course, give me cookie, got you cookie -err- give me cookie, got you cookie!
Reserve your spot today and join us for our super scrummy events lineup:
True American Trivia Wednesdays
Jess’s Music Bingo Thursdays
Live Music Friday & Saturday Evenings
Nick’s Karaoke Sundays
But don’t wait—this bar will panic moonwalk away on March 9th! So, save your space and get ready for the skin circus, you little peanut.
Shablam—that happened. Schmidt, out!
Gotta go—Ma called. The bees are back!